Mafia Mamma (2023)

Monica Bellucci: Bianca

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Quotes 

• Bianca : [to Kristen]  You look like a librarian in a library, not a porno.

• Bianca : You've been stress grape gathering all night!

• [first lines] 

  Bianca : This means war.

• Kristin : I just need a vacation. I just really want my: Eat, Pray, Fuck!

  Bianca : Eat, Pray, Fuck?

  Kristin : Yeah, it's a - play on words, you know, the book, "Eat Pray Love".

  Aldo : Yeah, it's a very uplifting and moving memoir by Elizabeth Gilbert.

  Kristin : Yes! Yes, see, he knows! I want to make wine and I want to eat pasta and be romanced and...

  Bianca : But, you came for a funeral.

  Kristin : Yeah, I mean, you know, after the funeral.

• Kristin : [Dante stomps on Kristen's cell phone]  How is Lorenzo supposed to get in touch with me? How will I ever have sex!

  Bianca : [slaps Kristin]  You cannot be speaking to random strangers. It's too dangerous.

  Kristin : He's not a stranger. He's *gorgeous*.

• Bianca : We have machines to crush grapes now. But, this is the classic way.

  Kristin : This does feel kinda nice, huh?

  Bianca : You must stomp on the grapes to release their juices.

• Bianca : Kristin! Kristin! You can't run away from your destiny.

  Kristin : Oh, yeah? Watch me. Which way is it?

• Bianca : It can't be Fabrizio. He started the shootout. He's a hothead - with a horrible temper. Just like Sonny.

  Kristin : Whose Sonny?

  Bianca : From "The Godfather"!

• Bianca : So you fucked him.

  Kristin : No. He died first.

  Bianca : You missed something. When he came, he screamed like a woman.

• Fabrizio : Drugs.

  Bianca : Counterfeit bags.

  Fabrizio : Guns, gambling.

  Kristin : Ah, so far, I have heard nothing that is either legal or moral.

  Fabrizio : You know, we are the fuckin' mafia!

• Kristin : I feel like Michael Corleone.

  Bianca : You saw the movie!

  Kristin : No. I read the Wikipedia summary.

• Bianca : Just because you're a mafia boss doesn't mean you have to be a bad person.

• Bianca : I thought once you had sex you would calm down a bit.

  Kristin : Hey, I've been here two days and I've been almost murdered twice. That's one per day. I'm going to need a lot more sex to calm me down!

• Paul : Who the hell are these people?

  Bianca : They are her best grape squashers and I'm the label maker.

  Kristin : Yes! I'm a vintner, now.

• Bianca : You can do a lot of good with the power you have. It's not about losing yourself. It's about - becoming yourself.

• Bianca : I just hope this is what you want.

  [puts her arms around Kristin] 

  Bianca : Never let the man dictate - who you are or what you can do.