Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

Everybody Hates the Car (2009)

Tichina Arnold: Rochelle

Quotes 

• Rochelle : [to Chris]  Boy, this is not a library.

  Narrator : If it was, you'd be quiet.

• Chris : [to Rochelle]  You smoke?

  Drew : Ma, the Surgeon General says you can't...

  Rochelle : I know what he says. It's written on the side of the box.

  Tonya : Then how come you still smoke?

  Drew : Yeah. If there was a sign on the side of our dinner that says it will cause cancer and birth defects, you would slap the salad out of us if you found us eating it.

• Chris : Wait a minute. I still don't understand how the pack of cigarettes got in my drawer.

  Rochelle : Well, I didn't put them there.

  Julius : Neither did I.

  Drew : Me neither.

  [Tonya has a guilty look on her face; everyone looks at Tonya] 

  Chris : Ooh.

  Rochelle : Tonya, if you were smoking, so help me...

  Tonya : Mama, I wasn't smoking. I was going through your stuff and I found them and Daddy almost caught me, so I hid them in Chris's room so he would get in trouble instead of me.

• Julius : [to Rochelle]  How did you get my racing form?

  Rochelle : Well, I was going through your stuff looking for my stuff.

  Drew : [to Julius]  How did you find my pen?

  Julius : I thought you had my racing form.

  Tonya : [to Chris]  And how'd you find those cigarettes anyway?

  Chris : Cause you put them in my drawer.

  Rochelle : [to Tonya]  Mmm. You see, this is your fault. You were in there doing something that you ain't had no business doing and the next thing you know, nobody's business is everybody's business.

  Tonya : Are you gonna put me on punishment?

  Rochelle : Is that your business?