Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

Everybody Hates Big Bird (2008)

Tyler James Williams: Chris

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• Chris : [to Kelly]  I'm sorry about what happened. It's just...

  Kelly : It's just you were fine going out with me so long as nobody knew because you didn't want to be Big Bird's boyfriend?

  Narrator : Exactly!

  Chris : No. Let me make it up to you. Let me take you out again.

  Kelly : No. Never. Het. Noya...

  Narrator : Unfortunately for me, Kelly spoke 15 languages.

  Narrator : Jo. Cuwa. Momo. Tla.

  Narrator : Was that Cherokee?

  Kelly : Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.

• Greg Wuliger : [to Chris]  Dude, did I see you talking to Big Bird yesterday?

  Chris : Shh! Yeah, she asked me out.

  Greg Wuliger : She's, like, the goofiest girl this side of Roseanne Roseannadanna. What'd you say?

  Chris : I told her yeah.

  Greg Wuliger : Why?

  Chris : 'Cause she asked. Girls don't ask me out all the time.

  Greg Wuliger : Yeah, that's the beauty of the situation. You had a chance to boost your low self-esteem by turning someone else down for a change.

  Chris : Yeah, but when the girl asks, you don't just say no. Plus, my dad said never to hurt a girl's feelings. Besides, they don't take rejection well.

  Narrator : How are they gonna learn if they don't get any practice?

  Greg Wuliger : Attractive girls don't take rejection well. Girls like Big Bird, they're used to it.

  Chris : You know what? Fine. It's done. I'm gonna go out with her once. Trust me. I'm gonna make sure we don't have fun, so she doesn't want to go out again.

  Narrator : I usually did that without trying.