Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

Everybody Hates Big Bird (2008)

Vincent Martella: Greg Wuliger

Quotes 

• Greg Wuliger : [to Chris]  Dude, did I see you talking to Big Bird yesterday?

  Chris : Shh! Yeah, she asked me out.

  Greg Wuliger : She's, like, the goofiest girl this side of Roseanne Roseannadanna. What'd you say?

  Chris : I told her yeah.

  Greg Wuliger : Why?

  Chris : 'Cause she asked. Girls don't ask me out all the time.

  Greg Wuliger : Yeah, that's the beauty of the situation. You had a chance to boost your low self-esteem by turning someone else down for a change.

  Chris : Yeah, but when the girl asks, you don't just say no. Plus, my dad said never to hurt a girl's feelings. Besides, they don't take rejection well.

  Narrator : How are they gonna learn if they don't get any practice?

  Greg Wuliger : Attractive girls don't take rejection well. Girls like Big Bird, they're used to it.

  Chris : You know what? Fine. It's done. I'm gonna go out with her once. Trust me. I'm gonna make sure we don't have fun, so she doesn't want to go out again.

  Narrator : I usually did that without trying.

• Greg Wuliger : [about Kelly]  She looks like her family gave the baby back and kept the stork.