Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

Everybody Hates Tasha (2009)

Tyler James Williams: Chris

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• Chris : I think I'm going to get Tasha to be my girlfriend.

  Greg Wuliger : Wow, what a coincidence.

  Chris : How's that?

  Greg Wuliger : I think I'm gonna get Janet Jackson to be my girlfriend and once we both achieve the impossible, we can go on a double date.

• Greg Wuliger : [to Chris]  Hey, what happened to you yesterday? We were supposed to go see "Lethal Weapon."

  Chris : Oh, I was out with Tasha.

  Greg Wuliger : Oh. Well, do you want to go see it today?

  Chris : I can't.

  Greg Wuliger : Why, you got to go to work?

  Chris : No, me and Tasha are going down to Al B. Square to get matching T-shirts made.

  Narrator : More like matching blouses.

  Chris : Then we're going to the photo booth to get pictures and then we're gonna get something to eat.

  Greg Wuliger : I knew this was going to happen.

  Chris : What?

  Greg Wuliger : Don't you see? She's taking over your life. She's got you running around in matching clothes. It's like you're a life-size Ken doll.

  Narrator : I have one thing Ken doesn't.

• Tasha : [to Chris]  Hey, honey. Hey, Greg.

  Chris : What are you doing here?

  Tasha : I was thinking we could go to the movies, you know, maybe see "Fatal Attraction" with Yvette and Rhonda

  Chris : I got to work.

  Tasha : No, you don't. I told Doc you weren't coming in today because I had plans.

  Chris : What? You can't just go to my job and tell them I'm not coming in.

  Tasha : Why not?

  Chris : 'Cause I can't just go to your school and say, "She's not coming in because I got plans."

  Tasha : What are you trying to say?

  Chris : Why is it that whenever I want to do something, it has to wait till tomorrow, but whenever you want to do something, it has to happen right now?

  Tasha : What does that have to do with anything?

  Narrator : Welcome to Women's Logic 101.

• Tasha : [to Chris]  You're the one who said you wanted me to be your girlfriend.

  Chris : Well, maybe I was better off alone.

  Tasha : Are you saying you're breaking up with me?

  Chris : Let me make this perfectly clear. Yes. I want to break up with you.

  Tasha : What? You think you can just say good-bye, walk away and it's over?

  Chris : Yeah. Watch. Bye.

  [walks off] 

• Narrator : After everything I'd been through with Tasha and as crazy as she acted, she really did have a point. Breaking up over one fight wasn't worth it. And if she didn't think it was over, then it wasn't over.

  Tasha : Oh, Chris.

  Chris : Hey. I was mad earlier.

  Tasha : I noticed.

  Chris : It's not that I want to break up with you. I just think we need to get clear about some things.

  Tasha : Like what?

  Chris : First of all, you cannot cancel my work so we can go hang out.

  Tasha : Okay.

  Chris : And I'm sorry that I overreacted. I'm new to this relationship stuff.

  Tasha : Okay.

  Chris : Good.

  [tries to kiss Tasha, but she pushes him away] 

  Chris : What's wrong?

  Tasha : I am breaking up with you.

  Chris : I thought you said that we were still together.

  Tasha : Until I said we were breaking up. We're breaking up. See ya. Wouldn't want to be ya.

  Narrator : Me, either.