- Stewie Griffin: I've had one beer my whole life! That's not normal!
- Brian Griffin: Nothing about you is normal.
- Stewie Griffin: I mean, I've already wasted a whole year of my life with him!
- Brian Griffin: There's only been a year of your life.
- Stewie Griffin: You know, all of your responses have been very similar, so you might want to nip that in the bud.