Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)
Everybody Hates Varsity Jackets (2009)
Chris Rock: Narrator
Quotes
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Chris : How am I supposed to get a letter in a sport when I'm terrible at sports?
Greg Wuliger : Maybe there's something a guy like you would be good at.
Chris : I need a sport without water, balls, hoops, hurdles, bats, cleats, clubs, gloves, tracks, fields, weights or boards.
Narrator : Isn't that cheerleading?
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Greg Wuliger : [to Chris] How about wrestling?
Chris : I can't wrestle.
Greg Wuliger : Anybody can wrestle. It's just two guys on a mat trying to throw each other down.
Narrator : Or as they call it in Chelsea: "Wednesday."
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Julius : [to Rochelle] I work two jobs and you let me leave the house with nothing on my stomach but a fish juice shake?
Narrator : Not cool unless your husband's a shark.
Julius : If this is how you do when you're trying to get skinny, I'd rather have you fat.
Narrator : That's what Kirstie Alley's man said to her.