Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

Everybody Hates Boxing (2009)

Chris Rock: Narrator

Quotes 

• Chris : James "Bonecrusher" Smith is the first heavyweight champ with a college degree. The brother is smart.

  Narrator : Then why'd he go into the face-punching business?

• Mr. Thurman : [to Chris]  I run a boxing program down at the Boys Athletic Club. Why don't you come by, I'll teach you to box, huh? You could learn to defend yourself.

  Chris : I don't know.

  Mr. Thurman : C'mon. You'll be like Rocky, but instead of being the Italian Stallion, you'll be the Black Stallion.

  Narrator : Hope I don't get sent to the glue factory.

• Narrator : My father had two full-time jobs, three if you count my mother.

• Julius : [to Rochelle]  Why you staring at my feet?

  Narrator : She loves your bunions.

• Mr. Thurman : [to Chris]  I need you. You need me.

  Greg Wuliger : And we need those tickets. So it's a win-win.

  Narrator : Said the guy who didn't get punched.

• Narrator : Meanwhile, Drew's window was attracting more perverts than Times Square.