Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

Everybody Hates PSATs (2009)

Vincent Martella: Greg Wuliger

Quotes 

• Chris Rock : When am I going to find time to do the work I need to do to stay in this school?

  Greg Wuliger : Well, make time. You have to prepare for this kind of exam. Study a few hours every night and then get eight hours of sleep the night before the test.

  Chris Rock : I haven't slept eight hours since I was born.

  Narrator : We were so broke, we had to share our sleep.

• Greg Wuliger : [to Chris]  I can't understand how you did so well on the test. I studied for days and still did horribly.

  Chris Rock : Greg, I cheated. I had the answers.

  Greg Wuliger : Dude, why didn't you tell me? I could have used them too.

  Chris Rock : Don't you think it'd look suspicious if you and I ended up with identical scores?

  Narrator : Plus, he would have panicked and ratted me out.

  Greg Wuliger : Yeah, plus, I would have panicked and ratted you out.