Gary Unmarried (TV Series)

Gary Gets His Stuff Back (2008)

Jay Mohr: Gary Brooks

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Gary Brooks : Hey Louise. How was your day?

  Louise Brooks : Terrible. Remember when I wrote that letter to the E.P.A. about toxic insulation in our school?

  Gary Brooks : [shakes his head "No"]  Yeah, honey, you right a lot of letters.

  Louise Brooks : Well, it's gonna cost the school $50,000 to fix it, so they're cancelling the Art program!

  Gary Brooks : How was your day, Tommy?

  Tom Brooks : Great! I just found out I don't have to take Art, so...

  [Gary and Tom high-five] 

• Gary Brooks : Argh! Oh my gosh, the divorce agreement: the piece of paper that stipulates that you always get the upper-hand, and I get the finger!

• Gary Brooks : You know, I wish you would stop bringing up that stupid divorce agreement, because I signed it under duress.

  Allison Brooks : Oh, how were you under duress?

  Gary Brooks : They said if I didn't sign it, I'd have to stay married to you!

• Allison Brooks : Gary, I love this table. What, you think I'm just trying to hold on to it just to be vindictive?

  Gary Brooks : It would fit a pattern, yeah.