Table for Three (2009)
Brandon Routh: Scott Teller
Quotes
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Mary : God damn it, Scott! No one wants to see it work out between you and Leslie more than Ryan and I. You are screwing it up!
Scott : What am I screwing up?
Ryan : You asked her to move in after two dates.
Mary : Two!
Ryan : Come on, man! Couldn't scare her away any faster if you told her if you were a Nazi sympathizer who's into fondling puppy balls!
Mary : Or a chronic masturbater!
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[Mary grabs Ryan's groin]
Scott : Mary, come on!
Mary : Come on, what? Want me to act like it's no big deal that my man's at half-mast? It is a big deal!
Scott : We're just having some guy time, all right? He'll just keep it in his pants.
Ryan : [high-pitch voice] Uh-huh.
Scott : I promise.
Ryan : And, um, if it's any consolation as you can see, I am completely flaccid now.
Scott : We all are, Ryan. We all are.
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Mary : [referring to Bar Patron] You have to get rid of him. He is trying to get into my pants!
Scott : So? He's not going to. It's not like you're tempted to sleep with him or anything.
Mary : I'm tempted to fuck his brains out. I'd fuck him, I fuck that guy, I'd fuck the guy doing air-guitaring back there. I can fuck everybody I can see right now 'cause I just want the chance to be with somebody else. This is the reason I cannot be trusted without Ryan around me at all times. Just once I want to be with another guy without Ryan in the room. Can you understand that? I'm sick of fucking the same person over and over and over and over again!