Sorority Row (2009)
Leah Pipes: Jessica
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Quotes
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Jessica : Ellie, no one is dead! Well, Megan.
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Mrs. Crenshaw : I saw what you did.
Jessica : We didn't mean to kill Megan.
Mrs. Crenshaw : Kill Megan? I was talking about trashing my house.
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Jessica : [after finding Megan's corpse in the shower] Oh, she looks terrible.
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Mrs. Crenshaw : [points shotgun at Jessica] Talk.
Cassidy : Okay, listen, it was an accident and we'll explain everything later but right now, Clair is dead, Mickey's dead, Chugs is dead, and we don't know if Megan's alive or not.
Maggie : Wait, so Megan's not dead?
Jessica : We don't know! We need to get the hell out of here.
Mrs. Crenshaw : Who else is here?
Jessica : Kyle.
Mrs. Crenshaw : Is he in on this thing?
Jessica : [unconvincingly] No.
Mrs. Crenshaw : [cocks gun, points it back to her] Lie to me again.
Jessica : Okay, I told Kyle about Megan.
Cassidy : Of course you did! What's with this ''sisters for life'' crap, huh? Was I the only one that didn't tell anybody?
Mrs. Crenshaw : Where is Kyle?
Maggie : Don't look at me! He left as soon as he heard you coming.
Mrs. Crenshaw : Well, he, she or it is about to get two rounds to the face. You girls wait in Jessica's room. And call the police.
Jessica : Well, who knew Mrs. Crenshaw was such a badass?
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Jessica : It's Mickey... I would know those ugly ass shoes anywhere.
Cassidy : Is he dead?
Jessica : Well, he has a fucking tire iron through his head... Do you think it's the same one that killed Megan?
Cassidy : You make it sound like the tire iron killed Megan by itself.
Jessica : Thank you for the grammar lesson. I'm just sayin' it looks a little... updated, doesn't it? Like someone... pimped it out.
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[Jessica is performing mouth-to-mouth CPR on an unresponsive Megan]
Chugs : That is so hot.
Ellie : Chugs!
[Megan suddenly grabs Jessica by the back of her neck and presses her closer, then Jessica pulls away]
Megan : What, no tougne?
Jessica : Easy there, Lezzie Lohan. This is make believe, remember?
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Jessica : Oh, shit. Who set the house on fire?
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Jessica : Friend me on Facebook, I'll totally confirm.
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Jessica : Claire, I like being your friend because... it makes me multicultural without having to do anything.
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Jessica : [after running over Garrett with her van] Well, at least we won't be getting anymore of those text messages.
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Jessica : [talking about the pills that Megan swallowed to play the prank] Too bad it doesn't prevent bulimia, that's something Megan could actually use!