That's My Boy (2012)

Jackie Sandler: Masseuse

Quotes 

• Masseuse : [sees 5 dollar bill in Donny's towel]  What's this, sir?

  Donny : Oh, that's just a little, eheh, tip if you give me a full package.

  Masseuse : Oh, okay. That's a 150 dollar additional charge.

  Donny : Heh, you're talkin' to the wrong guy. That's a little out of my price range.

  Masseuse : It includes scalp treatment, reflexology...

  Donny : How much is it to tickle my pickle? To yank my crank? To give me a ho-jo to go? Sweetheart, I'm not asking for a finger up the ass. I just want you to just jerk it a little bit.

  Todd : Donny! This isn't a brothel.