Family Guy (TV Series)
Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song) (2020)
Gary Cole: Principal Shepherd
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Quotes
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Principal Shepherd : [Over Public Address System] Attention, Griffins. Could Peter Griffin please report to the backyard?
Peter Griffin : Shut up.
Principal Shepherd : Peter, I'm looking at your aptitude assessment. Uh, we think you would be more comfortable eating in the special breakfast unit.
Peter Griffin : It sounds like chaos in there.
Principal Shepherd : Don't worry, Miss Judy will take care of you. She doesn't have her teaching degree, but she is abnormally strong.
Peter Griffin : Why can't I just eat with my family?
Principal Shepherd : We're trying to get you ready to eat with your family.
Peter Griffin : Hey, you must be Miss Judy. Ow, that's my wrist! That's my wrist, Miss Judy! Ow!
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Peter Griffin : Attention, Griffins. Someone drew a penis on my car. Peter, I'm looking at you. Couldn't have been me.
Peter Griffin : I don't even know what penises look like 'cause I'm not gay. Never even seen one.
Principal Shepherd : You don't have a penis?
Peter Griffin : I do, I just don't look at it 'cause I'm not gay. Now, if it was a vagina, I'd say you have your man. Seen a ton of those.
Chris Griffin : Whoa, whoa, whoa, three? Deets, Dad.