It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
The Gang Dances Their Asses Off (2007)
Danny DeVito: Frank Reynolds
Quotes
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Frank Reynolds : Employee evaluation. This bar is a business, and we're gonna start acting like one.
Mac : Yeah, well, I DON'T want to start acting like a business, 'cause that sounds boring as shit.
Dennis Reynolds : Yeah, and this thing's, like, ten pages long, so you know what? I'm not gonna read it.
Frank Reynolds : Well, then, that's gonna affect your rank!
Dennis Reynolds : Rank?
Frank Reynolds : I put us all in a ranking system so you'd all care about your jobs.
Dennis Reynolds : Are we ranked now?
Frank Reynolds : Yes, you are.
Dennis Reynolds : Where am I ranked?
Frank Reynolds : Second, after me.
Mac : Wait, what about me?
Frank Reynolds : You're third.
Mac : WHAT? Why am I third?
Frank Reynolds : Too volatile.
Mac : BULLSHIT! That's BULLSHIT!
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[about the dance 'contest']
Dee Reynolds : Place, Paddy's Pub. Time, Saturday. Date, with Charlie Kelly. Prize... PADDY'S PUB?
Dennis Reynolds : Whoa, dude, you put the bar up as a prize?
Charlie Kelly : No, I listed it in the 'Pride' section, the place where you list what you take pride in.
Dee Reynolds : That's a 'Z', Charlie!
Frank Reynolds : Didn't you read that goddamn thing?
Charlie Kelly : I gave it a once-over!
Mac : Oh, that's it! Your illiteracy has screwed us again!
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Mac : [sees Frank and company grilling outside] What the hell is going on out here?
Frank Reynolds : We're makin' brownies...
Matthew 'Rickety Cricket' Mara : The drug-filled kind.
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Dee Reynolds : [about the dance 'contest'] Place, Paddy's Pub. Time, Saturday. Date, with Charlie Kelly. Prize... PADDY'S PUB?
Dennis Reynolds : Whoa, dude, you put the bar up as a prize?
Charlie Kelly : No, I listed it in the 'Pride' section, the place where you list what you take pride in.
Dee Reynolds : That's a 'Z', Charlie!
Frank Reynolds : Didn't you read that goddamn thing?
Charlie Kelly : I gave it a once-over!
Mac : Oh, that's it! Your illiteracy has screwed us again!