Jim Bentley: Randy Marlow

Quotes 

• Billy : I don't know what I'm gonna do without you. We've been together for so long. I'm afraid I'm gonna lose you.

  Randy Marlow : Don't worry, Billy. Hollywood is only two thousand miles away, and I'm only as far away as a phone call.

• Randy Marlow : [checking out his bedroom at the academy]  There's two guys - with one bed? Oh, great.

• Brian : By the expression on your face, you've never seen a naked body before?

  Randy Marlow : Well, I'm kind of old-fashioned, being from Kansas an all. Uh, don't see many naked people.

• Randy Marlow : If any of you need anything, just let me know and I'll be more than happy to give it to you.

  [Mr. Richards looks away with an "Oh, my" expression] 

• Steven Alexander : By the way, uh, where's Brian this evening?

  Randy Marlow : Oh, he had a date.

  Steven Alexander : Oh, that's a shame. I was really hoping to introduce him to Mr. Richards.

  Mr. Richards : I'm sure there'll be other occasions, Steven.

  Steven Alexander : Just the same, he should be more responsible. He promised me that tonight he would come.

• Randy Marlow : Wow! What a first day! I never been to a school like this before. They had me do things like I had never imagined.

  Brian : Yeah, I know what you mean. I've been fucked so many time here I feel like you could drive a mack truck up my ass.

• Newland Devereaux : What's wrong, Randy? A soft dick does not a happy director make.

  Randy Marlow : I'm sorry, Mr. Devereaux. I will try harder.

  Newland Devereaux : And harder, and harder, and harder.

• [last lines] 

  Randy Marlow : It's so good to be home.

  Billy : I'm so glad that you're back. I missed ya.

  Randy Marlow : And don't worry. I'll always be with you.

  Billy : You mean you're moving back?

  Randy Marlow : No. I just had Sprint installed in my condo in Hollywood. Now I can call you more often and save fifty percent.