Rick and Morty (TV Series)
Claw and Hoarder: Special Ricktim's Morty (2019)
Justin Roiland: Morty Smith, Rick Sanchez
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Quotes
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Rick Sanchez : [Morty's dragon burns a hole in the living room floor from his cave below the house] And that's the end of the 'Morty Gets A Dragon' episode.
Summer Smith : Are you gonna slay it?
Rick Sanchez : First off, I always slay it, queen. Secondly, yes.
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Rick Sanchez : Honeymoon over already?
Morty Smith : What's that supposed to mean?
Rick Sanchez : Admit it Morty: Dragons suck.
Morty Smith : Why don't you admit you don't want anyone else to be happy because you're a sad old fart?
Rick Sanchez : [to Summer after Morty walks away] How do you saddle a fart?
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Beth Smith : Dad, are you okay? Your ship crashed in Malta.
Rick Sanchez : I'm okay.
Beth Smith : Oh, thank God.
[Beat]
Beth Smith : Dad, did you promise Morty a dragon?
Rick Sanchez : Fuuuuuuu...
[Cue intro]
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Wizard : Bleed here and here.
Rick Sanchez : I'm not co-bleeding.
Wizard : Under authority of our treaty, 'twixt the realms of dragon and man...
Summer Smith : Oh, my God, it's my first gay wedding.
Morty Smith : Summer!
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Morty Smith : [Morty and Summer discover Rick and Balthromar soul-bonding] What the fuck?
Rick Sanchez : Morty, I can explain.
Morty Smith : Stop! Why are you still doing it?
Rick Sanchez : Why does it feel better now? I hope it's not because you're watching, but don't go anywhere.
Balthromar : How did you find us?
Summer Smith : We followed the smell of sulfur and skankery.
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Rick Sanchez : You know who's into dragons, Morty? Nerds that refuse to admit they're Christian.
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Jerry Smith : Okay, I'll bite. What's with the talking cat?
Rick Sanchez : It's a dragon, dip knob.
Jerry Smith : I know that's a dragon. I'm talking about the talking cat in my bedroom.
Rick Sanchez : Jerry, why would I give Morty a talking dragon and you a talking cat at the same time? Those concepts bump. If you're talking to a cat, it's an abnormal event unrelated to me like when you went to Pluto or fucked my daughter.
Jerry Smith : Okay, there's really no need to get savage.