- Neil Buchanan: Just cast your mind back. When you walked in there, what was the first thing you noticed?
- Dawn Lodge: A caravan.
- Neil Buchanan: Six of us can't sleep in a caravan, Dawn.
- Dawn Lodge: It's Wild Audrey's caravan.
- Neil Buchanan: Seven of us sleeping in a caravan?
- Dawn Lodge: And her husband, Derek.
- Neil Buchanan: [gasps] We can't sleep in a caravan with Mr. and Mrs. Wild Audrey.
- Dawn Lodge: We're not gonna be sleeping in the caravan, we're gonna be sleeping in the theme park!