- Wendy Garbo: I'm Wendy. I've got this little black book, with a description and rating of every single boy in this school.
- Ms. Biddy McBrain: As principal of Galaxy High, I am pleased as Plutonian punch to have you at our school.
- Milo De Venus: You'll have to excuse Sludge. He loves Earthlings. If they're properly salted, that is.
- Creep: [singing] Oh I'm the Creep from the planet Sorrowpeak, your heart belongs to me, yeah. At night when you're asleep, into your spaceship I will creep.
- Wendy Garbo: Buzz off, Creep.
- Doyle Cleverlobe: Why is it so cold in here?
- Milo De Venus: Professor Icenstein comes from the planet Frostor. He has to keep his classroom cold, or he'll melt.
- Doyle Cleverlobe: Zuggle ball?
- Milo De Venus: I think on Earth you call it 'hookey'.
- Doyle Cleverlobe: That's 'hockey'.
- Milo De Venus: Yes, only the puck is alive.