- Marcus Turner: [after losing a game of laser tag with Stevie] I'm the best man!
- Stevie Hall: And I'm the bride. This is my party and you'll die if I want you to.
- Alex Ryan: [in a standoff with Stevie at the end of a laser tag game] When we're married, let's promise to never fight over something this pointless again. Okay?
- Stevie Hall: Okay.
- Stevie Hall: [they kiss passionately - and she shoots him with her laser tag gun] We're not married yet.