Chuck (TV Series)
Chuck Versus the Crown Vic (2007)
Mark Christopher Lawrence: Big Mike
Quotes
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Big Mike : [at the Buy More] For those of you who aren't aware, this Friday is our annual Buy More Christmas...
Jeff Barnes : Yip!
Big Mike : ...holiday... time. With respect to our Hebrew friends...
[re motley assortment:]
Big Mike : And whatever else we have here. So there's no *confusion* about the ground rules: Rule Number One! Jeff! No spiking the eggnog!
Jeff Barnes : Can I bring my own?
Big Mike : No!
Big Mike : Rule Number Two! Jeff! No holding the mistletoe over the women and copping a feel!
[Anna gives accusatory look at Jeff]
Chuck Bartowski : Uh, sir, hopefully if Jeff follows Rule Number One which I'm sure...
[Jeff gives a screwy look]
Chuck Bartowski : he might do, ah, then Rule Number Two won't - won't apply.
Big Mike : Good point!