It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
Frank Sets Sweet Dee on Fire (2007)
Rob McElhenney: Mac
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Quotes
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Mac : [in a retirement home] These places are like prisons.
Frank Reynolds : Like people getting ass raped?
Charlie Kelly : What? Oh, my God, dude. No one's getting ass raped, Frank. Come on, man.
Mac : No, it's just that people don't wanna be here, because they feel like...
Frank Reynolds : Because they're getting ass raped!
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Charlie Kelly : Remember when we made the news show for eighth grade for social studies, dude?
Mac : See, that was real news.
Charlie Kelly : Yeah, we didn't distort facts. We told it like it was, you know?
Mac : Yes.
Dennis Reynolds : Yeah, I remember that video. You guys were burning G.I. Joes and throwing rocks at cats.
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Charlie Kelly : Alright, well the problem was that I got the flashlight on and I taped the whole deal up and I realized I'd have to cut all the tape off to get the tape in and I didn't have much more duct tape so I figured stick with the flashlight while we got it.
Mac : So you never put a tape in?
Frank Reynolds : While we were out there taping the guys with the fish!
Mac : In the nursing home! Outside!
Charlie Kelly : Oh my god! See what's happening here is we're getting a yelling and!
Mac : Yeah we're gonna get yelling!
Charlie Kelly : Oh I'm sorry! OH I FORGOT TO PUT A TAPE IN! I FORGOT TO PUT A TAPE IN!