- P.J. Franklin: [voiceover] In sports it's easy when a player goes pro to lose sight of his love of the game and get caught up in the money, the fame - you, know: the trappings.
- Mike Callahan: I just got back form my yoga class in, uh, Lake Forest.
- Andy Franklin: There's got to be, like, a billion yoga classes closer than Lake Forest.
- Mike Callahan: Yeah, but the lonely, rich, beautiful Lake Forest women are diggin' Mike-Mike. It is ass soup out there, and I'm the ladle.
- Brendan Dorff: Hey, you know, in Kenny's defense, it can be a little intimidating to bring a girl around us for the first time.
- Kenny Morittori: Thank you, Brendan.
- Brendan Dorff: Especially if she doesn't exist.
- Kenny Morittori: Now, Julie exists, okay? She's smart, she's sweet, she's funny, and - no offense to Kimmie - but it's nice dating a girl who isn't renting out her uterus.
- Andy Franklin: Either you have an amazing real estate agent or I'm seriously misinformed about what reporters make.
- Mike Callahan: I was at yoga class and this girl's husband showed up.
- Andy Franklin: Did you roll out your mat and out-stretch 'im?
- P.J. Franklin: [voiceover] In baseball, it's refreshing when a player who's making millions shuns all of the trappings and plays purely for the love of the game.