Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

Everybody Hates Hall Monitors (2007)

Vincent Martella: Greg Wuliger

Quotes 

• Chris : Hey, you, where's your hall pass?

  Greg Wuliger : Oh, hey, man, you had me worried there for a minute.

  Chris : Greg, where's your hall pass?

  Greg Wuliger : Funny, man.

  Chris : I'm not joking.

  [writes Greg a citation] 

  Greg Wuliger : You're writing me up?

  Chris : It's my job.

  Greg Wuliger : Nice work.

  Narrator : The citation doesn't seem like a big deal, but it kept Greg from getting a job with the FBI.

• Chris : [to Greg]  So what are you doing for lunch tomorrow?

  Greg Wuliger : Staying out of the hallways, that's what I'm doing.

  Chris : Listen, I was just doing my job.

  Greg Wuliger : I was using the bathroom. You could have used your discretion.

  Chris : Listen, I didn't want people to think that I was going to be soft on you just because you were my friend.

  Greg Wuliger : You don't have to worry about that anymore. Half the school thinks you're crazy. You're like a dog with citation rabies. We're all scared of you.

  Chris : Well, it's better than when people weren't scared of me. Even Caruso's leaving me alone.

  Greg Wuliger : I used to respect you. Even though you got picked on, made fun of and left out, at least you knew who you were.

  Narrator : Yeah, I was the kid who got picked on, made fun of and left out.

• Greg Wuliger : [to Chris]  What happened to you?

  Chris : Tried to give these guys a citation and they shoved me in the locker.

  Greg Wuliger : I'm not surprised. I mean, just look at your body language.

  Chris : What body language?

  Greg Wuliger : It screams, "Ignore me." Your shoulders are hunched over, you're staring at the ground and you sound like a girl. Let me have that.

  Chris : I don't sound like a girl. You hear like a girl.

  Narrator : And throw like a girl, run like a girl and scream like a girl.