Religulous (2008)
Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda: Self
Quotes
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Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda : You know, if I discover that I was Satan in person, I would do a good job, too.
Bill Maher : As Satan?
Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda : Because I would be faithful to my calling.
Bill Maher : It's how you do your work, isn't it? You know, at the end of the day, whether you're the messiah or you're Satan, it's loving what you do and giving it a hundred percent.
Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda : I give hundred percent.
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Bill Maher : Who are you?
Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda : I am Jesus Christ man. The second coming. The Old Testament talk about me clearly. And the New Testament also.
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Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda : [to his congregation] Anyone who thinks I'm the Antichrist is miserable! Anyone who does not believe in me is miserable!
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Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda : I knew a young man who was about to go crazy over a woman, he was about to kill himself. I said "That passion, you should give to God! Turn that to God and see what happens".
[clip of a suicide bombing]
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Bill Maher : It's such a powerful position, I mean you hold people's greatest hopes and dreams in the palm of your hand, really. Certainly some of the young women must get a crush on you?
Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda : [voice goes higher] Umm... Probably. I would too if I was out there. If I was a woman I'd probably have a crush on me too.
Bill Maher : That's keeping it real!
Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda : Now I can advise other young men about women. Because I've been there. I had a young man who was about to go crazy over a woman, he was about to kill himself, you know? I said "That kind of passion, you should have for God!" I said "Turn that to God, and see what happens!"
[Clip of a suicide bombing]