Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

Everybody Hates Jail (2006)

Tyler James Williams: Chris

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• Narrator : It wouldn't be the first time my parents missed something because one of us was sick.

  Julius : I got a coupon for a free dinner!

  Rochelle : Oh, I'm gonna get dressed.

  Tonya : Mama, I have rabies!

  Rochelle : Damn!

  Julius : I got Michael Jackson tickets!

  Rochelle : Oh, I'll call the sitter.

  Drew : Mama, my eye fell out.

  Rochelle : Damn!

  Julius : We just won a trip to Miami!

  Rochelle : Ooh, I'm gonna go get packed!

  Chris : Ma, I think I broke my neck.

  Rochelle : Damn.

• Greg Wuliger : [to Chris]  Dude, you got to pull it together. This is the best field trip all year. I might get to see Tip O'Neill.

  Chris : Who?

  Greg Wuliger : You've never heard of Thomas "Tip" O'Neill?

  Narrator : Not unless he's related to Shaquille.

• Narrator : [after Chris is arrested]  I know I looked cool on the outside, but on the inside, I was doing this.

  Chris : [crying]  I won't do it anymore! I promise! I'm not a thief! I want my mama!