Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)
Everybody Hates Jail (2006)
Chris Rock: Narrator
Quotes
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Mrs. Morello : Class, I have an announcement. We're all going on a field trip to Washington, DC. You just need to have your parents sign your permission slips and sell 30 boxes of cookies to cover the cost of the trip. Chris, if your people can't afford to pay cash, I'll see if we'll accept food stamps.
Narrator : She acts like it's caviar. It's just cookies. Damn.
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Narrator : It wouldn't be the first time my parents missed something because one of us was sick.
Julius : I got a coupon for a free dinner!
Rochelle : Oh, I'm gonna get dressed.
Tonya : Mama, I have rabies!
Rochelle : Damn!
Julius : I got Michael Jackson tickets!
Rochelle : Oh, I'll call the sitter.
Drew : Mama, my eye fell out.
Rochelle : Damn!
Julius : We just won a trip to Miami!
Rochelle : Ooh, I'm gonna go get packed!
Chris : Ma, I think I broke my neck.
Rochelle : Damn.
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Greg Wuliger : [to Chris] Dude, you got to pull it together. This is the best field trip all year. I might get to see Tip O'Neill.
Chris : Who?
Greg Wuliger : You've never heard of Thomas "Tip" O'Neill?
Narrator : Not unless he's related to Shaquille.