It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
Mac Bangs Dennis' Mom (2006)
Sandy Martin: Mac's Mom
Quotes
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Mrs. Mac : Don't find you attractive.
Dennis Reynolds : What?
Mrs. Mac : I think you're an ugly man.
Dennis Reynolds : You think I'm ugly?
Mrs. Mac : Yeah.
Dennis Reynolds : I'm not ugly. You're ugly.
Mrs. Mac : Yeah.
Dennis Reynolds : [getting fed up] Jesus Christ. What is wrong with you, woman? You're saying that I'm un... you don't find me attractive?
Mrs. Mac : No.
Dennis Reynolds : And you're what, not gonna have sex with me?
Mrs. Mac : No.
Dennis Reynolds : This is ridiculous. I'm, I'm out of here.
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Dennis Reynolds : [holding flowers and chocolates] Hi.
Mrs. Mac : What?
Dennis Reynolds : I'm looking for Mrs. Mac. Is she in? I'm a friend of her son's.
Mrs. Mac : I know you, Dennis.
Dennis Reynolds : Oh... oh, my God... ah... it's been a long time. I haven't seen you in a while, you look different.
Mrs. Mac : I gained a little weight.
Dennis Reynolds : Is that what it is? 'Looks good on ya.
Mrs. Mac : Yeah.
Dennis Reynolds : Yeah... Mind if I sit?
[Mrs. Mac groans]
Dennis Reynolds : So, watching a little TV outside, huh?
Mrs. Mac : I like the fresh air.
Dennis Reynolds : Probably gets a little lonely though, every once in a while, watching TV out here by yourself. Every once in a while you probably want a man, right?
[Mrs. Mac sighs]
Dennis Reynolds : Someone to fulfill your desires?
[puts hand on Mrs. Mac's thigh]
Mrs. Mac : Oh... Not interested.
Dennis Reynolds : Don't fight it, Mrs. Mac. Why don't we go inside and have a little fun.
Mrs. Mac : 'Don't find you attractive.
Dennis Reynolds : What?
Mrs. Mac : I think you're an ugly man.
Dennis Reynolds : You think I'm ugly?
Mrs. Mac : Yeah.
Dennis Reynolds : I'm not ugly, you're ugly.
Mrs. Mac : Yeah.