The Simpsons (TV Series)
Homer the Smithers (1996)
Hank Azaria: Racetrack Announcer, Moe Szyslak, Chief Wiggum, Beer Shipment Deliverer
Quotes
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Moe Szyslak : [Mr. Burns has sent Smithers on vacation. Deciding he needs him back, he tries to call him, but, not knowing how to use a telephone, he simply dials the name S-M-I-T-H-E-R-S. It turns out he has dialed Moe's Tavern] Moe's Tavern.
Montgomery Burns : Hello, I'm looking for a Mr. Smithers, first name Waylon?
Moe Szyslak : [Thinking it is a crank call] Oh, Waylon Smithers, huh? Listen to me, you! When I catch you I'm gonna pull out your eyes and shove'em down your pants! So you can watch me kick the crap of out you! Okay? Then I'm gonna use your tongue to paint my boat!
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Racetrack Announcer : Welcome, welcome, welcome to an evening of exciting quarter mile action, action, action. Our first race is a benefit for daredevil Lance Murdock, Murdock, Murdock, who's hospitalized for cirrhosis of the liver, liver, liver.
