The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart the Lover (1992)

Marcia Wallace: Edna Krabappel

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Quotes 

• Mrs. Krabappel : [sighs]  Oh, Woodrow. How could you stand me up?

  Bart Simpson : Mrs. K, whoever this guy is, you don't need him. There are plenty of good men around.

  Mrs. Krabappel : Name one.

  Bart Simpson : What's wrong with Principal Skinner?

  Mrs. Krabappel : Seymour? Heh. Let's just say his mommy won't let him out to play.

  Bart Simpson : What about Coach Fortner?

  Mrs. Krabappel : [makes a drinking gesture]  Glug, glug, glug, glug glug, glug, glug, glug.

  Bart Simpson : Wow... What about Groundskeeper Willie?

  Mrs. Krabappel : Gah! I'm not even gonna tell you what that guy's into! Bart, you are the closest thing to a man in my life... and that's so depressing, I think I'm gonna cry.

  [starts sobbing] 

• Elizabeth Hoover : I fail to see the educational value of this assembly.

  Mrs. Krabappel : Ah, it will be one of their few pleasant memories when they're pumping gas for a living.

• Mrs. Krabappel : [Bart accidentally killed the classroom fish with his yo-yo]  Bart, that's one month's detention.

  Bart Simpson : Mrs Krabappel, we're all upset by the untimely deaths of Stinky and Wrinkles, but life goes on, so if I could just have my yo-yo back...

  Mrs. Krabappel : Bart, if I were you and you were me, would you give back the yo-yo?

  Bart Simpson : [Bart imagines himself as a giant with a yo-yo and Mrs Krabappel as a tiny person]  Here you go.

  [he reels it in before she can grab it] 

  Bart Simpson : Just kidding. Here you go.

  [does it again] 

  Bart Simpson : Just kidding,

  [laughs evilly] 

  Mrs. Krabappel : Well, would you?

  Bart Simpson : Absolutely.

  Mrs. Krabappel : HA!

• Mrs. Krabappel : After two months at sea the Pilgrims were running out of food and water. Yes, Nelson?

  Nelson Muntz : Did they have any yo-yos?

  Mrs. Krabappel : [annoyed]  No, they did not have yo-yos.

  Mrs. Krabappel : [continues her lecture]  When they landed they were greeted by the Wompanog lndians. Yes, Milhouse?

  Milhouse Van Houten : Did the indians have yo-yos?

  Mrs. Krabappel : [angrily agitated]  No, they did not have yo-yos! I am sick and tired of talking about yo-yos. I will not accept any book reports, science projects, dioramas or anything else on yo-yos. Am I making myself clear?

  Bart Simpson : [in a sly tone]  Yo!