The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart the Lover (1992)

Harry Shearer: Jimmy's Dad, Principal Skinner, Ted Carpenter, Jasper, Woodrow, Ned Flanders, Reverend Lovejoy, Colorization Theater Announcer

Quotes 

• [the following is a montage of Homer and the swear jar] 

  [In church. The salvation money is being collected. Homer takes out his wallet and gives them a dollar bill] 

  Bart Simpson : Homer, that was a twenty.

  Homer : [yelling]  Da - !

  [Homer puts coins in the swear jar] 

  Homer : [At the bowling alley. The ball hits all pins. The last one is still jiggling around. Homer makes motions for the pin to fall. The pin stays straight] 

  Homer : [yelling]  Oh, you son of a - !

  [Homer puts more coins in the swear jar] 

  Homer : [Homer is taking out the garbage. Flanders, shaved, talks to him from the fence] 

  Ned Flanders : Homer. You know, I owe you one, buddy. No sooner had I shaved off the old cocky-duster than a lady cast me in a commercial.

  [collects the mail] 

  Ned Flanders : I tell you, the way these checks keep coming in, it's almost criminal.

  Homer : [yelling]  You dirty bas - !

  [Homer puts more coins in the swear jar] 

  Homer : [Lisa is watching Homer build a doghouse] 

  Homer : What do you think, Lisa?

  Lisa Simpson : How's the dog supposed to get in?

  Homer : Well, he just goes - Oh - !

  [Homer puts more coins in the swear jar] 

  Homer : [Homer is outside, sleeping in a hammock. A beehive falls on him. The bees fly out]  Aaah!

  [Homer puts more coins in the swear jar. This time, his arm is covered in bee stings] 

  Homer : [Homer is outside, building the doghouse. He hits his finger] 

  Homer : Aa - Oh, fudge. That's... broken.

  [gets up and steps on a nail, impaling his toe] 

  Homer : Fiddle-dee-dee! That will require a tetanus shot. I'm not going to swear, but I am going to KICK THIS DOGHOUSE DOWN!

  [goes psycho and starts kicking the doghouse, destroying it] 

• Ned Flanders : Sorry to bother you, Reverend Lovejoy, but I'm kind of in a tizzy. My son Todd just told us he didn't want to eat his damn vegetables.

  Rev. Lovejoy : Well, you know kids and vegetables. What was it? Asparagus?

  Ned Flanders : No, no, Reverend. The point is, he said a bad word.

  Rev. Lovejoy : Oh, oh, right, yeah. Well, kids usually pick these things up from someplace. Find out who's doing it and... direct them to the Bible.

  Ned Flanders : Where in the Bible?

  Rev. Lovejoy : Uh... page 900.

  Ned Flanders : [unconvinced]  But, Reverend...

  [Rev. Lovejoy quickly hangs up] 

• Rev. Lovejoy : Damn Flanders.