Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
The Giant Spider Invasion (1997)
Bill Corbett: Crow T. Robot, Observer
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Quotes
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[Dan Kester goes to the refrigerator]
Crow T. Robot : Want a piece of milk?
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Sheriff : [on the phone] No, ma'am, I don't have the number.
Tom Servo : Take your time, movie.
Sheriff : All I can tell you is, use the Yellow Pages. Let your fingers do the walking!
[laughs]
Crow T. Robot : Not a joke, but an incredible simulation.
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Crow : [fake-laughing] It's always funny when you turn down tea, then you decide you want tea!
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Crow T. Robot : A showered person, thank God...
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Crow T. Robot : Moses, move the bike!
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[watching Dan Kester]
Mike Nelson : Johnny Crappleseed.
Crow : Paul Infected Bunyan.
Tom Servo : Old McDonald had a cyst.
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[watching the giant spider dissolve into a gloppy mess]
Mike Nelson : Ew, the spider needs a Zantac.
Tom Servo : Alan Hale digests a kielbasa.
Crow : "It Came from Planet Gross-Out."
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Mike Nelson : [as Dan Kester chases Teri out of the room in his filthy long johns] And the movie just ramps up the repulsion.
Crow : This movie hates us doesn't it?
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Crow : [as an asteroid shaped like a sperm approaches Earth] I hope Earth has its diaphragm on.
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Crow T. Robot : Packers fans... the horrible truth
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Crow : [Groan] Oh he's lactating...