Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 238 (2000)

Drew Carey: Self - Host

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Quotes 

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "Albums doomed to be flops."

  Wayne Brady : Ooh! Jar Jar Binks sing da blues!

  Drew Carey : Uh... "least likely to win the 2000 presidential race."

  Wayne Brady : Ooh! Jar Jar Binks run for president!

• Drew Carey : [in "Hoedown", about game show hosts] 

  [singing] 

  Drew Carey : I hate to tell this story, because myself, it might embarrass, / But the other night, I went out with the daughter of Chuck Barris. / When we went to make love, she did something that's wrong, / I took off my pants, and she gave me the gong.

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "Confusing battle cries."

  Wayne Brady : [pointing weakly]  We'll hurt you!

  Ryan Stiles : Don't shoot 'till you see the whites!

  Colin Mochrie : Give me liberty, or a brand muffin!

  [leaves the stage; returns with another joke] 

  Colin Mochrie : Get my brown pants!

  Wayne Brady : Every last one of us will defend the Alamo, correct?

  [turns around] 

  Wayne Brady : What the hell?