- Drew Carey: We're goin' on to a game, I love this game, it's kinda new this year: "African Chant". It's called "African Chant".
- [Wayne, mock-offended, gets up and starts to walk out, but sits back down]
- Drew Carey: "African Chant". Uh, Africa's a big country just by India there, Madagascar is an island off, the, side of...
- Greg Proops: [laughing loudly] It's also a big CONTINENT if you're a geographer!
- Drew Carey: Yeah...
- [audience laughs]
- Greg Proops: I couldn't help it, Drew!
- Drew Carey: I know.
- Greg Proops: You're like Little Richard!
- Drew Carey: I know, I said "country" instead of "continent", I can't read the cards. It's just not good. Let's go on... oh, so this is "African Chant". This is, uh, of course, Africa's a big continent in the middle of the world. Now Wayne is gonna make up a song...
- Wayne Brady: Why I gotta do the "African Chant"?
- [audience laughs]
- Drew Carey: 'Cause, uh, 'cause Colin would just mess it up.
- Greg Proops: [in "Weird Newscasters"] Good evening, I'm Great After Dark. This is the Action News, and these are the headlines. Mississippi changes its official state motto to, "Hey, we're all named Bubba." And President Clinton celebrates the first casual Friday at the White House by wearing leather chaps.
- Wayne Brady: [after "African Chant"] That's gonna put me in good with all the brothers and sisters in the motherland.
- Drew Carey: That's right. "Motherland."
- Ryan Stiles: [to Wayne] Don't you live in Sherman Oaks?
- Drew Carey: [in "90 Second Alphabet"] You think he's lost his mind?
- Colin Mochrie: Zither music makes more sense than he does.
- Ryan Stiles: Africa was a place I visited many years ago.
- Drew Carey: Bob, he's gone crazy, I tell ya!
- Drew Carey: [after "Scene with an Audience Member", regarding Margie the audience member] Margie kicked your ass, man.
- Colin Mochrie: I was acting!
- Drew Carey: [to Margie] Where do you teach school, here in L.A.?
- [Margie replies, "Orange County."]
- Ryan Stiles: That's in Africa.
- Drew Carey: Oh man...
- Greg Proops: Orange County's a biiiig country...
- Greg Proops: [in "Hats", wearing a balding cap] Hello, I'm Colin Mochrie.
- [Drew laughs]
- Greg Proops: Have you been to Canada?
- [imitates Colin's dinosaur walk]
- Drew Carey: [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Odd things to hear from a talking doll."
- Wayne Brady: [Greg mimes pulling Wayne's string] I love you, Greg.
- [Drew buzzes; Wayne mimes pulling the string again]
- Wayne Brady: Butt head.
- Ryan Stiles: [Colin mimes pulling Ryan's string] Keep Drew away from me.
- Wayne Brady: I'm Ronesha, the Barbie from the projects.
- Drew Carey: [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "The title for Drew Carey's second book."
- Wayne Brady: My Life of Leisure: Behind the Desk.
- [glares at Drew]
- Colin Mochrie: The Difference Between Continents and Countries.
- Drew Carey: If you never saw the show before, what happens is, the performers come up, they're gonna make everything up, right off the top of their heads. And, uh, they make it all up, and in-between, after every game, I give 'em points. I don't know why, it's something we brought over from England, and then uh...
- [audience laughter]
- Drew Carey: at the end of the show, we pick an artificial winner, the winner gets to do a little something special with me, and the loser has to go back to Canada, where he BELONGS!
- [audience laughter; Colin rubs his eyes]