Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 118 (1999)

Colin Mochrie: Self

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Quotes 

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Dating Service", wearing a cheese hat]  When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.

  Greg Proops : [wearing a fly mask]  Date meeee! Date meeee!

  Colin Mochrie : [wearing an elephant mask]  Once you've had me, you'll NEVER forget.

  Wayne Brady : [wearing a Pinocchio nose]  Lie to me, girl. Lie to me.

  Ryan Stiles : [wearing a drill sergeant hat]  Wanna find out why they call me a "drill" sergeant?

  Greg Proops : [wearing a queen mask]  One hopes you don't mind dating an old queen.

  [Ryan enters wearing an alligator mask, merely breathing in and out repeatedly] 

  Wayne Brady : [wearing a multi-colored hat]  Who wants some hot dog on a-me?

  Colin Mochrie : [wearing a beret with a black wig]  I've been with presidents, but I love the common man.

  Greg Proops : [wearing a fencing mask]  I'm ready for your parry if you're ready for my thrust.

  Ryan Stiles : [wearing a lampshade]  Care to have a three-way?

  Wayne Brady : [wearing a blonde wig]  Miss Scarlet! Miss Scarlet! I don't know nothin' about no French kissing!

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Greatest Hits", about songs of the mechanic]  How much would you pay for a four CD set like this, Colin?

  Colin Mochrie : Well gosh, I'd pay upwards of my life savings.

  Ryan Stiles : [to audience]  And that's all we expect of YOU.

• Greg Proops : [in "Hoedown", about surgery] 

  [singing] 

  Greg Proops : When I went to med school, I was very proud. / When I got my diploma, I yelled right out loud. / I did an operation and I did my part. / His name was Newt Gingrich and I removed his heart.

  Drew Carey : [singing]  I had an operation to take out my appendix. / The name of my doctor was Dr. Bendix. / I hope soon that I'll get out all my stitches, / 'Cause let me tell ya brother, they hurt like sons of guns.

  Colin Mochrie : [singing]  Throughout my life, I used to laugh like this: "Hee hee hee!" / Not so since I've had some major surgery. / It really went horrible, it realized all my fears. / Because of that surgery, I now pee out my ears.

  Ryan Stiles : [singing]  My brother needed surgery, but we both were broke. / I took him to a veterinarian as a little joke. / He never complained, I didn't hear a peep. / So I thought, "What the hell?" and had him put to sleep.