Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark (2004)

Marin Hinkle: Judith Harper

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• Judith Harper : He's been sullen and uncooperative for days. I think he needs to see someone.

  Alan Harper : What? What, you mean like a, like a shrink?

  Judith Harper : No, Alan, I mean like a blacksmith. This is clearly a reaction to our divorce. He's not processing his emotions in a healthy way, and I think therapy could help unblock him.

  Alan Harper : Where do you get that?

  Judith Harper : From my therapist.

  Alan Harper : [sarcastically]  Who's working wonders with you.

  Judith Harper : Excuse me!

  Alan Harper : [sincerely]  Who's working wonders with you!

• Alan Harper : [Jake has been acting out; Judith wants him to go to therapy]  He... He's just a normal 11-year-old kid who happens to be a little grumpy.

  Judith Harper : And I'm a normal 35-year-old mother who happens to be running out of patience. And by patience, I mean Prozac.