Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)
Q-Less (1993)
Armin Shimerman: Quark
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Quotes
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Quark : I can't decide what's more intoxicating - this Gamzian wine or your negotiating skills.
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[Vash and Quark's first encounter; Quark offers Vash to sell her artifacts in auction]
Vash : I'll only accept payment in gold-pressed latinum.
Quark : I'll shower you in it, fifty-fifty.
Vash : [smiles coyly] Mr. Quark, I believe you are trying to take advantage of me.
[Quark chuckles]
Quark : Some wine?
[He leans over to grab the bottle of wine he brought with him, but Vash grabs him by the ears and begins massaging them. Quark begins gasping and moaning with pleasure]
Quark : [aroused] You've... got a real talent for oo-mox!
Vash : So I've been told.
Quark : [he gently tries to pulls her hand away] I'll not be distracted by your feminine wiles. I demand forty percent.
[Vash continues massage his ears. Quark goes limp like melted butter in her lap]
Quark : Okay... forty percent.
Vash : What magnificent cartilage!
Quark : [as though his heart is going to burst with pleasure] Twenty two and don't stop!
Vash : You've got a deal!
[Vash gently pushes a helplessly aroused Quark off of her as she heads to the door. Quark plops on the couch like a de-boned fish, panting heavily from the oo-mox]
Vash : [business-like] I expect you to make all the necessary arrangements.
Quark : [admiringly; about Vash's business savoir fair] Oh, You are good... You are very, VERY GOOD!