The Simpsons (TV Series)

Itchy & Scratchy & Marge (1990)

Maggie Roswell: Animator #3, Reporter, Helen Lovejoy, Maude Flanders

Quotes 

• Helen Lovejoy : [about Michelangelo's statue of David]  It's filth! It graphically portrays parts of the human body, which, as practical as they may be, are evil!

• Roger Meyers Jr. : That screwball Marge Simpson. We've got to stop her! But how?

  Animator #1 : Drop an anvil on her?

  Animator #2 : Hit her on the head with a piano.

  Animator #3 : Stuff her full of TNT, then throw a match down her throat and run?

  Roger Meyers Jr. : All your fancy degrees and that's the best you can do? You make me sick!

  [the writers all meekly agree]