The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart the Fink (1996)

Pamela Hayden: Milhouse Van Houten, Jimbo Jones

Quotes 

• Milhouse Van Houten : $1 million? Thanks, Bart! I owe you one.

  Bart Simpson : Uh, that's a post-dated check, remember. Don't cash it 'til the year 10,000.

  Milhouse Van Houten : Okay.

  [he starts staring at his watch] 

• Krusty the Clown : That's it. No more autographs. I gotta go. They're naming a new sandwich after me at my restaurant.

  Bart Simpson : [disappointed]  Oh!

  Milhouse Van Houten : It's okay, Bart. You can share mine.

  [lifting up his shirt to reveal Krusty's name on his stomach] 

  Milhouse Van Houten : Quick, press against me while the ink's still wet.

  Bart Simpson : No need. I'm going to get Krusty's autograph the easy way.

  [writing a check for him] 

  Bart Simpson : If he wants these 25 cents, he'll have to endorse the check by signing it on the back. Then, when my monthly bank statement comes, I'll get the check back complete with autograph. No fuss, no muss.

  Milhouse Van Houten : That's a good plan, but it won't impress girls like this.

  [as he lifts up his shirt, a group of girls nearby groans in disgust]