The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart Gets Famous (1994)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Marge : I saved these for you, Bart. You'll always have them to remind you of the time when you were the whole world's special little guy.

  Bart : Thanks, Mom.

  Lisa : And now you can go back to just being you, instead of a one-dimensional character with a silly catchphrase.

  Homer : [breaks lamp]  D'oh!

  Bart : Aye Carumba.

  Marge : Hmmmmm.

  Maggie : [sucks pacifier] 

  Ned Flanders : Hidely-ho.

  Barney Gumble : [belches] 

  Nelson : Ha-ha.

  Mr. Burns : Excellent.

  [pause, everyone stares at Lisa] 

  Lisa : If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room.

  Homer : What kind of catchphrase is that?

• Homer Simpson : Come on, Lisa, say something funny.

  [holds a tape recorded with a microphone] 

  Lisa : Like what?

  Homer Simpson : Oh, something stupid like Bart would say. "Bucka Bucka" or "Woozle Wuzzle." Something like that.

• Lisa : I've got a weekend job helping the poor and I'm only eight.

  Homer Simpson : [scoffs]  That's not a job, it's a waste of time. What can poor people pay you? Nothing! What satisfaction you get from helping them? None! Who wants to help poor people anyway? Nobody!

• Lisa : [to Bart]  Why are you so happy?

  Homer Simpson : Yeah. You kids gotta go to school, I gotta go to work. The only one who has it easy is Marge.

  [Marge is shown scrubbing the kitchen floor, grunting] 

• Lisa : This biography of Bart came out awfully quickly. It's not even about him!

  Bart : Sure it is! Look at the cover.

  Lisa : But inside, it's mostly about Ross Perot and the last two chapters are excerpts from the Oliver North trial.

  Homer Simpson : Ah, Oliver North. He was just poured into that uniform.