- Jimmy Fallon: [on Weekend Update] Mike Myers has announced plan to star in a live action version of Dr. Seuss's The Cat in the Hat. Woody Allen immediately announced plans to star in a live action version of 'Hop on Pop'.
- Tina Fey: When Stevie Wonder attended the Presidential Honors awards last week, President Bush greeted him by waving at him across the room. Realizing his faux pas, Mr. Bush remarked to his wife, 'Gee, do you think he saw that?'