Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Kirstie Alley/Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers (1991)

Julia Sweeney: Various, Pat

Quotes 

• Bill : [Pat and Pat's parent are arguing]  Listen, maybe I should just...

  Pat : No, no, stay, I want you to hear the madness!

• Krylar : Yes, on our planet women have eyes here.

  [indicates her breasts] 

  Krylar : You see, men stared at women's chests instead of in their eyes for so many centuries, that... through natural selection, their eyeballs evolved onto their nipples.

  General : Eh... well, so, so, eh... then it's all right to... stare at your breasts?

  Krylar : Yes. It would be rude not to.