- Lorne Michaels: Is there anything special you'd like to do for your last show?
- Dennis Miller: Really?
- Lorne Michaels: Anything, Dennis, you name it.
- Dennis Miller: Well, you know, I've always wanted to say, Live, from New York, it's Saturday Night.
- Lorne Michaels: Well, there's the camera. Be my guest.
- Dennis Miller: Live, from New York, it's Saturday Night!
- Lorne Michaels: That was great. Uh, well... we're gonna miss you, Dennis.
- Dennis Miller: Yeah, I'm gonna miss you, too, Lorne.
- [they shake hands]
- Lorne Michaels: Well, time to start the show. Live, from New York, it's Saturday Night!
- Middle-Aged Man: Retired Man, Independent Widow has defeated me.
- Retired Man: But how?
- Middle-Aged Man: Her powers are more helpful than mine. And yet, I am strangely attracted to her in an Angela Lansbury sort of way.