M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Morale Victory (1980)
Harry Morgan: Col. Sherman T. Potter
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Quotes
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Col. Sherman T. Potter : The morale around this place has been lower than a gopher's basement!
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Col. Sherman T. Potter : Having some trouble over there, Winchester?
Maj. Charles Winchester : Au contraire, Colonel. Thanks to an incomparable display of surgical prestidigitation, this lad will still have two legs to stand on when he gives me the ovation I so richly deserve.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Ah, the immortal words of Elizabeth Barrett Winchester: How do I love me? Let me count the ways.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Yowsa, yowsa. Once again from the Arrogance Ballroom, you've just heard Satchmo Winchester blowing his own horn.
Maj. Charles Winchester : Ha ha ha ha. Spew on, supercilious twits. This lad was a mélange of mortar fragments, an airtight candidate for amputation. But an arterial graft here, a bit of tendon repair there, and this boy shall soon be walking home.
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : How about the hand, doctor?
Maj. Charles Winchester : Well, there's slight damage to the flexor tendon and the neurovascular bundle.
Col. Sherman T. Potter : Winchester, you've got a silo full of smug, but you sure know which end of a scalpel is up.
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Col. Sherman T. Potter : Well, I happen to think this is a fine piece of celluloid. As a matter of fact, it's my and Mildred's favorite. Mildred loves Charles Boyer. This is a war, you know! Be grateful that we got a talkie!
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Col. Sherman T. Potter : You two baboons spoiled a swell movie.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : No, we didn't. It's been here so long, it spoiled by itself.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : I've seen better film forming in my soup!