Justice League Unlimited (TV Series)
The Once and Future Thing, Part One: Weird Western Tales (2005)
Phil LaMarr: Green Lantern, John Stewart, Static, Virgil Hawkins, Poker Player
Quotes
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Green Lantern : Anyway, why are we always talking about my love life? What's going on between you and Diana?
Batman : Nothing. She's a respected colleague.
Green Lantern : [unconvinced] Uh-huh.
Batman : I don't have time to pursue a relationship. My work is too important to allow another distraction. Diana's a remarkable woman, she's a valued friend. She's... standing right behind me, isn't she?
Wonder Woman : Don't let that stop you.
[leans over him, flirtatiously]
Wonder Woman : Keep digging.
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Green Lantern : Diana's carrying a grudge.
Batman : She'll get over it. How 'bout you? Carrying anything?
Green Lantern : What? Shayera? We're cool. We're giving each other our space. I'm seeing Vixen, now... I'm very happy.
Batman : [Unconvinced] Uh-huh.
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[after taking the robbers' clothes, Lantern checks their pistols]
Green Lantern : Those empty holsters aren't gonna scare anybody. You sure you don't want one of these?
Batman : Positive. Let's ride!
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Sheriff Ohiyesa 'Pow Wow' Smith : We're getting close. I should warn you, there's been some downright unusual activity going on at this place. Don't let it throw you.
Green Lantern : Don't worry about it. We've had a lot of experience with unusual...
[an animal roars; they look up and see a sentry riding a pterodactyl toward them]
Green Lantern : I'm sorry, you were saying?
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Batman : [looking at a newspaper] I was afraid of this. The Elkhorn Gazette. It's either an amazing forgery, or it's less than a month old.
Wonder Woman : So?
Batman : Look at the date: June 1879.
Green Lantern : I have mentioned how much I hate time travel.
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Green Lantern : So what's the plan?
Jonah Hex : Plan? We put him in the ground.
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Wonder Woman : Don't hurt anyone. We could accidentally change history.
Green Lantern : Little late for that, don't you think?
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Green Lantern : [breaking Bat Lash out of jail] I'm John. These are my friends Diana and, uh...
Bruce Wayne : Bruce.
Green Lantern : We're lawmen looking to bring a criminal to justice.
Princess Diana : You may have seen him. He's got amazing machines. We think the man who put you in here works for him.
David Clinton : Not quite, Wonder Woman.
Princess Diana : How do you know who I am?
Bruce Wayne : Because he's the man we're looking for.
David Clinton : David Clinton, inventor of the chrono-suit, at your disposal.
Green Lantern : You tried to steal Batman's utility belt.
David Clinton : And you chased me, but time tunnels are somewhat counter-intuitive. Even though you were only seconds behind me, I arrived here nearly six months before you did.
Bruce Wayne : Where's your time travel device?
David Clinton : Now, that's a story. As soon as I got here, I was robbed.
Princess Diana : By Tobias Manning.
David Clinton : Yes, ma'am. He took my suit and used it to take over this town. He keeps taking trips to the future and coming back with stolen technology.
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Green Lantern : Near as my ring can figure, that's everything that shouldn't be here.
Bat Lash : Shoot. I wanted me one of them fancy ray guns.
Jonah Hex : Ain't dependable. They jam.
