Justice League Unlimited (TV Series)

The Once and Future Thing, Part One: Weird Western Tales (2005)

Susan Eisenberg: Wonder Woman, Princess Diana

Photos 

Quotes 

• [after swapping their costumes for cowboy clothes] 

  Wonder Woman : These shoes are killing me.

  Batman : You fight crime wearing high heels.

  Wonder Woman : High heels that fit!

• Wonder Woman : [deflecting as the cowboys fire]  Those are the biggest, slowest bullets I've ever seen.

• Green Lantern : Anyway, why are we always talking about my love life? What's going on between you and Diana?

  Batman : Nothing. She's a respected colleague.

  Green Lantern : [unconvinced]  Uh-huh.

  Batman : I don't have time to pursue a relationship. My work is too important to allow another distraction. Diana's a remarkable woman, she's a valued friend. She's... standing right behind me, isn't she?

  Wonder Woman : Don't let that stop you.

  [leans over him, flirtatiously] 

  Wonder Woman : Keep digging.

• Batman : [looking at a newspaper]  I was afraid of this. The Elkhorn Gazette. It's either an amazing forgery, or it's less than a month old.

  Wonder Woman : So?

  Batman : Look at the date: June 1879.

  Green Lantern : I have mentioned how much I hate time travel.

• Wonder Woman : Don't hurt anyone. We could accidentally change history.

  Green Lantern : Little late for that, don't you think?

• Princess Diana : We have to help that man.

  Bruce Wayne : That's not what we're here for. Someone's tampering with history. The stakes are much bigger than the life of one card shark.

  Princess Diana : Then it's settled. We'll break him out after sundown.

• Green Lantern : [breaking Bat Lash out of jail]  I'm John. These are my friends Diana and, uh...

  Bruce Wayne : Bruce.

  Green Lantern : We're lawmen looking to bring a criminal to justice.

  Princess Diana : You may have seen him. He's got amazing machines. We think the man who put you in here works for him.

  David Clinton : Not quite, Wonder Woman.

  Princess Diana : How do you know who I am?

  Bruce Wayne : Because he's the man we're looking for.

  David Clinton : David Clinton, inventor of the chrono-suit, at your disposal.

  Green Lantern : You tried to steal Batman's utility belt.

  David Clinton : And you chased me, but time tunnels are somewhat counter-intuitive. Even though you were only seconds behind me, I arrived here nearly six months before you did.

  Bruce Wayne : Where's your time travel device?

  David Clinton : Now, that's a story. As soon as I got here, I was robbed.

  Princess Diana : By Tobias Manning.

  David Clinton : Yes, ma'am. He took my suit and used it to take over this town. He keeps taking trips to the future and coming back with stolen technology.