Justice League Unlimited (TV Series)
The Once and Future Thing, Part One: Weird Western Tales (2005)
Ben Browder: Bat Lash, Bartholomew Aloysius Lash
Quotes
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Bartholomew Aloysius Lash : They sprung me while I was here incognito to see what I could find out about Tobias.
Sheriff Ohiyesa 'Pow Wow' Smith : Find out anything?
Bartholomew Aloysius Lash : Among other moral failings, the man cheats at poker.
Jonah Hex : [scoffs] I could have told you that.
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Bat Lash : [watching Wonder Woman remove a door] Healthy gal.
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David Clinton : He keeps me here to show him out how to work the stuff he can't figure out for himself.
Bartholomew Aloysius Lash : Which I'd suspect is most of it, what with him being so mule-stupid and all.
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[Manning and Bat are both pointing guns at each other over a poker game]
Bartholomew Aloysius Lash : Seems a shame for us to shoot each other. Why don't we split the pot and both walk away?
[Manning's gun extends six additional barrels]
Tobias Manning : How about I keep it all?
Bartholomew Aloysius Lash : Sounds fair when you explain it.
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Batman : I'd get out of town if I were you.
Bartholomew Aloysius Lash : I'd like to, but like my pappy always said, "A man who buries his head in the sand makes a pretty good target."
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Green Lantern : Near as my ring can figure, that's everything that shouldn't be here.
Bat Lash : Shoot. I wanted me one of them fancy ray guns.
Jonah Hex : Ain't dependable. They jam.
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David Clinton : That's not going to work. I tried it. Yeah, those bars are cheap pig iron, but they're plenty strong enough to hold. At least until morning when they come to hang you.
Bat Lash : Do you mind? I'm trying to plan an escape over here.
David Clinton : How's it going so far?
Bat Lash : I'm working on it.
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Bat Lash : [Introducing himself] Bartholomew Aloysius Lash, at your service. My friends call me Bat. Bat Lash.
