Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

Tough Luck (2002)

Sab Shimono: Uncle

Quotes 

• Jade : Oh Uncle, somebody made a sale.

  [Uncle gasps] 

  Jackie : Jade.

  [Tohru sighs] 

  Jade : But wait, I also made an acquisition.

  [Holds up an emerald] 

  Uncle : Ai ya!

• Uncle : That stone carry's an Irish curse. Bringing endless bad luck to whomever possesses it. Jade, you are cursed.

  Jade : Really, I don't feel

  [a sudden gust of wind blows the money out of her hand and into the lamp, burning the money] 

  Jade : I'm cursed!

• Jackie : I can handle a little bad luck Jade.

  Uncle : Not without Uncle's lucky charms.

  [Puts a garlic necklace on Jackie] 

  Uncle : Garlic. Good for digestion, and for luck. One more thing,

  [Uncle hands Jackie a rabbit] 

  Uncle : rabbit's feet. They work better when they're still on the rabbit.

  [Uncle hands Jackie some radishes] 

  Uncle : And keep these with you at all times, or else...

  Jackie : Or else what?

  Uncle : The rabbit will get hungry!

• Uncle : You call that an Irish Jig, Tohru? That spell says you must Riverdance!

• Uncle : One more thing, watch out for pickpockets. The curse is transferred when the emerald is exchanged *willingly*. But if the gem is stolen...

  Jackie : Stolen?

  Uncle : The curse will stay with you forever!

  Jackie : Lucky me.