Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

The Warrior Incarnate (2001)

Sab Shimono: Uncle

Quotes 

• Uncle : Desecration of a sacred artifact. This is very bad.

  Jade : It's just a crack.

  [Jade gasps and the statue crumbles apart] 

• Uncle : Now we will never the inscriptions. Knowledge has been lost forever.

  [Quietly to himself] 

  Uncle : Must call my insurance agent, see if I am covered for this.