- Valmont: Perhaps there is another way. Bring me the talismans from Section 13 and I will make you a rich man.
- Jackie Dark: Works for me.
- [after the Dark Hand arrives to get the tiger talisman]
- Jade: What are we gonna do?
- Jackie Dark: Laugh like circus clowns while they scream for mercy.
- Jackie Light: RUN!
- Jade: Guess we'll never know if two Jackies are better than
- [Jackie Light grabs Jade]
- Jade: Whoa!
- Jackie Light: This is no place for children!
- Jackie Dark, Jackie Light: [after getting split they see each other] Whoa! Whew. A mirror.
- [Each notices they have half a talisman]
- Jackie Dark, Jackie Light: Where's the other half?
- Jackie Light: I am the dark side! I murdered a bug.
- Jade: [to Jackie Dark] You're the side who ate my candy? You're evil. Evil!
- Uncle: Not evil. Just lacking sound judgement, without his good side to guide him.
- Jade: Jackie Light's still packing Jackie moves. But I bet he's gonna need some Jade dark to balance him out!